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The Difference Between Fiction and Reality
 
Stolen survey whatamacallit.
Tags: stupid survey

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?? Nope.  

Are you gay? *looks around* maybe. (NO!!!!!)

Do you have hairy legs? uh no. I try to avoid that.

Do you smoke anything? No. I think smoking is dicusting 

Do you like monkeys?: not really 

How many fillings do you have? one

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? ocean

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yeah. (IT %&$# SHOCKED ME!!!)

Have you ever read the Bible? Yeah

Did you ever go to Sunday School? yeah. once when I was little 

Do you wear a lot of black? YEAH!!! it's my fav. color

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? I brought a nail file once and got sent to OCS 

Have you ever hugged a tree? Yeah. I knew a guy named Tree. 

Do you know what a sphincter actually is? Yeah.

Describe your hair? brown, medium length, soft 

Are you a wildbeast? I hope not.That would be an awkward conversation with my family. 

Do you like to have fun? YEAH!!!!!! WHO DOESN'T

Do you like drama? ~ Yeah sometimes.

Have you ever taken a bong hit? no.

Do you like mayonaise? sometimes (not plain 'ick'.) 

Are you afraid to die? No. not really. I'm just afraid of the pain I'd have to go through before dying

Do you like playing in leaves? when I was little.

Do you like lyme tics?  wtf?

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? Nope.

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? nope. 
 

Are you an adult? Not really.

Ever won a spelling bee? Nope. not smart enough.

Do you ever eat because your depressed? Yes.all the time 

Are you a television addict?: No. But I am a computer addict

Do you think O.J. is guilty?:Yeah. But, hey....what can ya do. 

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Yeah.  

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? *blushes* uh..........no.

On a swing? *blushing even more* no. 

Do you like Elvis? as a musician...yes, as a person...not really.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? NO!!!

Ever been hit on at a zoo? Yeah. When I was 13. 

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? no.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? wtf

Does your mom think someones hot?  Yeah. Jonny Depp, and Brendon Fraiser  

Are you a sugar freak? YES!!! 

When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shit, is that the cops?"  No.

Ever been arrested?: No 

Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?: Yeah. Once. 

Actually, do you like orange juice? Yeah.

What sign are you? Aries

Where do you wish you were right now?: TEXAS!!!!

Did you enjoy this? Made me blush alot, but it was okay. 

 
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